Childhood Pranksters Pillows

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

Back to the Holidays

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

Children in a Nursery.

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'