Childhood Pranksters Gifts

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"It's alive! Alive!!"

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"I'm hoping for a pardon from the Governor."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

"Well, Billy; according to your dog's x-ray, he didn't eat your homework!"

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

"I think we both know who did it...."

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

Children in a Nursery.