Family Pranksters Gifts

'So what did my Father say when you asked if you could marry me?'

How to avoid a heart attack.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Raised by Dogs

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

Back to the Holidays

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

Children in a Nursery.

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'