Family Pranksters Gifts

'So what did my Father say when you asked if you could marry me?'

How to avoid a heart attack.

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Raised by Dogs

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"Honey! What's wrong. . . Mommy get you a band-aid!"

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'A boy? Come on, Mom, you can do better than that!'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'