Parental Prankster Pillows

'National hug your mom day!'

'Listen, if you promise not to tell mummy, papa won't tell mummy that he caught you playing truant...Agreed?'

'You wake the kids, Mr Macho, and I'll boomba, boomba you.'

'That's what happens when you bite your nails.'

'Wait. What's on you shirt?'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

'You did that on purpose!'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'Last year my kids put a sign on my back, but tomorrow, on April Fools Day, I'll be ready, they won't get me again.'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Yes, we have a 'Happy Meal'. It's when you leave the kids home.

'Today, dad has cooked and we're well prepared!'

Spider Preschool.

'I fixed the dent in the bumper.'

How to avoid a heart attack.

Ask me about Naming Rights.

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

'Time out!... Scooper!!'