Parental Prank Target Pillows

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'You did that on purpose!'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

'Last year my kids put a sign on my back, but tomorrow, on April Fools Day, I'll be ready, they won't get me again.'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Yes, we have a 'Happy Meal'. It's when you leave the kids home.

How to avoid a heart attack.

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

'I fixed the dent in the bumper.'

'Today, dad has cooked and we're well prepared!'

Ask me about Naming Rights.

'Time out!... Scooper!!'

'Mind giving him his bath now- he'll be asleep when we get home!'

"Getting older at least gives me more time to get my own back on you!"

"Look, Tia Carmen, my moustache is growing in!"

Bob's Unexpected Father's Day Gift...

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"These are payments for babysitters, but it's more exciting to pretend I'm a drug dealer."