Prankster Parents Pillows

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

Extremely Practical Jokes.

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'You did that on purpose!'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"