Prank Loving Parent Pillows

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"The fish isn't renewable, but I know the fisherman has 6 kids and counting."

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'You did that on purpose!'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

"When I said you could use other materials with the sand, I was thinking shells and driftwood."

'Actually the twins are not hard to tell apart. When I put them down, the one that cries is Dennis.'

'Last year my kids put a sign on my back, but tomorrow, on April Fools Day, I'll be ready, they won't get me again.'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

Yes, we have a 'Happy Meal'. It's when you leave the kids home.

'Today, dad has cooked and we're well prepared!'

'I fixed the dent in the bumper.'

How to avoid a heart attack.

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

'Mind giving him his bath now- he'll be asleep when we get home!'

"Getting older at least gives me more time to get my own back on you!"

"Look, Tia Carmen, my moustache is growing in!"

"Those D's are misleading."