Pranking Parent Pillows

"I'm impressed...Baldo stayed up all night studying."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Get crazy once in a while

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

Caution May Contain Nuts.

Swimming Prankster

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Photobooth Photobomb

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"Bang!"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

"More helium."

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'