Pranking Parent Mugs

"I'm impressed...Baldo stayed up all night studying."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Get crazy once in a while

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

Swimming Prankster

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'Want to freak her out? Stare over her shoulder without blinking for 10 minutes.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

Caution May Contain Nuts.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Photobooth Photobomb

For the last time, Bobby, I told you – every other person gets the red cup with the placebo. Lemonade 50¢.

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Bishop has his robes stuck in his pants.

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

"Bang!"

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"More helium."