Prankster Parents Prints

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Extremely Practical Jokes.

Tartar sauce.

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'This not exactly what I had in mind when I told him about the birds and the bees.'

Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'Daddy! Are you using the number forty clipper?'