Family Prankster Pillows

'It's a medical bill for $25,000 from Jimmy.'

'Where's your little brother?'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

Dad is in the naughty corner.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'Mom, Jason is making negative robocalls about me!'

'This sardine is a funny colour. That's not a sardine.'

Voodoo

'Dad why can't you just say you have been out in the sub to long, like everybody else?'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

'Well - you've been on about beetles for the last few months!'

'Today, dad has cooked and we're well prepared!'

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

'I fixed the dent in the bumper.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Getting older at least gives me more time to get my own back on you!"

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Look, Tia Carmen, my moustache is growing in!"

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

"Here's your toothbrush. I've been using it all week to clean all the keyboards in the house."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"They look like pickles."

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.