Family Prankster Pillows

'Where's your little brother?'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

Dad is in the naughty corner.

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'This sardine is a funny colour. That's not a sardine.'

Voodoo

'Dad why can't you just say you have been out in the sub to long, like everybody else?'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

'Well - you've been on about beetles for the last few months!'

'Today, dad has cooked and we're well prepared!'

'I fixed the dent in the bumper.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Getting older at least gives me more time to get my own back on you!"

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Look, Tia Carmen, my moustache is growing in!"

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

"Here's your toothbrush. I've been using it all week to clean all the keyboards in the house."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'A generous layer of vaseline makes an excellent tickle repellent!'

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'We're playing trampoline, mom.'

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Turn off your car stereo before trying to start your kid's car.

Stupid Cupid.

"Congratulations, Mr and Mrs Starmer. It's a tool!"