Family Dinner Pranksters Pillows

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

Stock Cube Crossing

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'I fixed the dent in the bumper.'

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

'Today, dad has cooked and we're well prepared!'

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

Ask me about Naming Rights.

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

How to avoid a heart attack.

Christmas Hat Tree