Dinner Table Prankster Pillows

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Doughnut Criminals

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

"Waiter! - this soup tastes funny!"

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

"While you're waiting for your order, can I pick something off someone else's plate for you?"

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Stock Cube Crossing

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'Nice Touch!'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'