Dinner Table Prankster Pillows

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Doughnut Criminals

"Waiter! - this soup tastes funny!"

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Stock Cube Crossing

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

"While you're waiting for your order, can I pick something off someone else's plate for you?"

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

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"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

'Nice Touch!'

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."