Kitchen Prankster Pillows

"I'll have the Catch of the Day."

'Well of course they're feathers, it's chicken soup!'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Chef's Confession

'How's my chicken kiev?'

Menu: Don't Eat the Stew

Devil in the Oven

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Stock Cube Crossing

Onion Executions

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

'It tasted nice until you told me she cooked it!'

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Onion operation.

"More helium."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"Namaste."

Doughnut Criminals

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.