Food Prankster Pillows

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

"Why is this egg roll pink with purple and yellow stripes?"

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"More helium."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Doughnut Criminals

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

Stock Cube Crossing

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

'Chef's salad as ordered.'

Clandestine Cuisine

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'Nice Touch!'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

"I've made my new spaghetti dish."

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'