Foodie Prankster Pillows

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Cafeteria - "Today's special is yesterday's catch of the day."

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

Special - Day Old Cones

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

'Give me a size 12 please.'

Doughnut Criminals

Bangers and Mash

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"More helium."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Stock Cube Crossing

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

'Chef's salad as ordered.'

Clandestine Cuisine

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Nice Touch!'

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'