Foodie Prankster Gifts

Barry devises a way to get two lunches.

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

Cafeteria - "Today's special is yesterday's catch of the day."

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

Special - Day Old Cones

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

'Give me a size 12 please.'

Doughnut Criminals

Bangers and Mash

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"More helium."

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"And your baskets include dead crickets, old socks, mice guts and toilet water."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Stock Cube Crossing

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

Clandestine Cuisine

'Chef's salad as ordered.'