Food Pranksters Pillows

A Guide To Suspicious Candy

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"More helium."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

Doughnut Criminals

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

Stock Cube Crossing

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

'Chef's salad as ordered.'

'Nice Touch!'

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"