Food Pranksters Pillows

A Guide To Suspicious Candy

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"More helium."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

"I think we both know who did it...."

Doughnut Criminals

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

Stock Cube Crossing

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

'Chef's salad as ordered.'

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

'Nice Touch!'