Kitchen Pranksters Pillows

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"The meatloaf just tapped S.O.S. in Morse code."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Onion operation.

"More helium."

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

Doughnut Criminals

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

"Namaste."

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'I wish you'd make those meatballs a little lighter; they hurt!'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

Stock Cube Crossing

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

Chef Contest. Ernie, it's not sporting to chant "batter, batter, batter" during a pancake cook-off.

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Fishing for Supper