Kitchen Pranksters Gifts

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Onion operation.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"More helium."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Namaste."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

Doughnut Criminals

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'I wish you'd make those meatballs a little lighter; they hurt!'

Fishing for Supper

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

Stock Cube Crossing

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'