Cooking Prankster Pillows

Escaping Egg

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"More helium."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Doughnut Criminals

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Hole in forty-seven.

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

Fishing for Supper

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

Stock Cube Crossing

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

'Nice Touch!'

'Chef's salad as ordered.'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.