Dinner Prankster Pillows

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

Beach con-man.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"More helium."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Stag night high jinks.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Doughnut Criminals

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

Stock Cube Crossing