Dinner Prankster Mugs

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

Beach con-man.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'He was hosting a business dinner for 300. Those were his last words.'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"More helium."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

Doughnut Criminals

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

Stag night high jinks.

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'Can't we have something other than curry for a change?'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Stock Cube Crossing

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

These were Bob's colleagues, all right, but clearly they hadn't received Funny Fred's global e-mail.

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe