Family Dinner Pranksters Mugs

"Did I set the table right? Fork, knife, tooth brush?"

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'I'm not looking for treasure. I'm trying to find where I buried Dad.'

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

Stock Cube Crossing

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

'I've only just learned to read, and I'm already on page twelve of my sister's diary.'

'If you find any loose ones, I have dibs on them for the tooth fairy.'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

How to avoid a heart attack.

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

"When no one's looking, I'm cramming this entire ball of pasta in my mouth."

'I fixed the dent in the bumper.'

'Today, dad has cooked and we're well prepared!'

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

Ask me about Naming Rights.

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'