Foodie Pranksters Mugs

Instead of blue cheese, can I have mozzarella? And instead of vinaigrette, can I have tomato sauce? And instead of lettuce, can I have dough? And instead of tossing it, can you bake it? Salads.

"...Oh wait, it's just my reflection."

Lesser known greek gods,

Bangers and Mash

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Cat eats date.

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Doughnut Criminals

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

'Nice Touch!'

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

It's not a fortune - it's a list of food code violations at the Chinese restaurant next door.

Winter lunch.

Out to lunch (in kitchen).

'Trust me, kids. Everything tastes better at the ballpark.'

Octopie: octopus in a pie pan.