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"...Oh wait, it's just my reflection."

Lesser known greek gods,

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Bangers and Mash

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Cat eats date.

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

Doughnut Criminals

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'OK, who ordered the prawn cocktail?'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'Nice Touch!'

"Sous vide hot dog round, dehydrated generic bun dust, sweet relish foam, ketchup tuile."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Give me a size 12 please.'

Winter lunch.

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

Octopie: octopus in a pie pan.

'Trust me, kids. Everything tastes better at the ballpark.'

"Actually, the attraction wasn't freedom from religious persecution but, rather, the all-you-can-eat buffet."