Meal Prep Prankster Mugs

'Did you remember to stuff the chicken?' 'I didn't have to. It was full already.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"More helium."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

Doughnut Criminals

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

Stock Cube Crossing

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Fishing for Supper

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

'Chef's salad as ordered.'

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

'Nice Touch!'

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.