Meal Prep Prankster Mugs

'Did you remember to stuff the chicken?' 'I didn't have to. It was full already.'

'I sent out for everything.'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"More helium."

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

Doughnut Criminals

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

Fishing for Supper

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

Stock Cube Crossing

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

'Nice Touch!'

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'Chef's salad as ordered.'