Family Trickster Pillows

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Better luck next time, kid."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

Hypnotoon

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"We're here, Harry."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

A voodoo doctor.

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

'Not bad, for naughty.'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

"Namaste."

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

Mime Tug-of-War

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

Go on! Pick a card.

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"You call that a KISS?"

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"