Family Trickster Gifts

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"Better luck next time, kid."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

Kid about scratched up car to dad: 'I made a mistake washing the car with a brillo pad.'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

Hypnotoon

A voodoo doctor.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Young Houdini

"We're here, Harry."

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

'Not bad, for naughty.'

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Go on! Pick a card.

"Namaste."

Mime Tug-of-War

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"You call that a KISS?"