Teenage Trickster Gifts

'You conned me into this date - boasting about having your own transport!'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Better luck next time, kid."

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

The Amazing Mr Sausage

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'Not bad, for naughty.'

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Pranking Zombies

Mime Tug-of-War

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Say when.'

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

Pianist Fraud

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

'This should come out just right.'