Teenage Trickster Gifts

'You conned me into this date - boasting about having your own transport!'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Better luck next time, kid."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'My imaginary playmate squealed on me!'

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

'Not bad, for naughty.'

Young Houdini

The Amazing Mr Sausage

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Mime Tug-of-War

Pranking Zombies

'It was self-defense - the clock struck first.'

On a school trip to a museum, a child takes the head of a horse statue and runs through the museum with it.

High school sophomore Kyle Rimnard tests his theory that cafeteria meatloaf cures acne.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

'Say when.'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

"Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

"I'll admit, Billy Jenkins' note does look forged...but then again, he did have it notarized!"

Pianist Fraud

'This should come out just right.'

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"