Trickster In Training Gifts

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

'When I said we need to put some magic back into our marriage...'

Pranking Zombies

Property of April Fool

"He just walked out - right in the middle of our act."

'This should come out just right.'

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Better luck next time, kid."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Young Houdini

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

'Not bad, for naughty.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Polly tries reverse psychology

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

Poisson d'Avril!

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'Right, now learn this trick...'

Scarecrow Directions