Training Trickster Gifts

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

Pranking Zombies

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

Hurdles with Steps

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

'This should come out just right.'

"It was three hours before we realised that he wasn't playing dead."

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

Will act like an idiot for food.

'Says you like to play practical jokes.'

He wants this old dog to learn new tricks? Watch me make his sandwih disappear.