Training Trickster Gifts

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

Pranking Zombies

"Not until you fetch the other one."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

Sewing Machines in Surgery

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

Hurdles with Steps

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

'This should come out just right.'

'Says you like to play practical jokes.'

'When did you teach him to play dead?'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

Will act like an idiot for food.

"It was three hours before we realised that he wasn't playing dead."

He wants this old dog to learn new tricks? Watch me make his sandwih disappear.