Training Tricksters Gifts

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Hypnotoon

"We're here, Harry."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Yo Yo Tricks.

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"Not until you fetch the other one."

Pranking Zombies

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

Children in a Nursery.

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

Snowman Magic

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

Here's a useful trick I taught her

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'

'This should come out just right.'