Training Tricksters Pillows

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

Hypnotoon

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"We're here, Harry."

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Yo Yo Tricks.

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"He spent all morning trying to teach me my own name."

Pranking Zombies

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

Children in a Nursery.

Snowman Magic

First Annual Psychic Convention

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"I've taught him to do tricks, he wants you to pick a card."

Here's a useful trick I taught her

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'