Trickster Trainer Pillows

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Play dead,

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

"You want me to sit down for this news? I haven't learned to do that yet."

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

'Guess what, Dear! Jake learned a new trick today!'

Will act like an idiot for food.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"I'm beginning to wish you'd never taught him to beg, Harold!"

"Can you fetch all of these but leave these alone?"

"Stupid mutt doesn't know any tricks."

He wants this old dog to learn new tricks? Watch me make his sandwih disappear.

"It was three hours before we realised that he wasn't playing dead."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Primitive magician

Candid Camera store.

Some card-game puns

"OK, ready to go again?"

Yoyo sheep

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

Magic Tricks

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Magic Tricks

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."