Trickster Trainee Pillows

"It's quite simple, madam - pick the right card and you win this beautiful vacuum cleaner; fail and you forfeit an appliance of your choice."

"I can't find my box of magic tricks. Have you seen it?"

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

Candid Camera store.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Yoyo sheep

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Better luck next time, kid."

Magic Tricks

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Magic Tricks

'I hate frisking magicians!'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"And for my next trick, I will confuse general politeness for chemistry."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Clown Wedding with Rake

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'