Trickster Pup Trainer Pillows

"Not until you fetch the other one."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Candid Camera store.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Pavlov's Puppy

Yoyo sheep

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Magic Tricks

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.