Trickster Pup Trainer Pillows

"Not until you fetch the other one."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Candid Camera store.

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Yoyo sheep

Pavlov's Puppy

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Magic Tricks

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Walking the dog - 'surprise'!

Magic Tricks

"Pssst. Fake poop."

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

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