Canine Trickster Pillows

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

"Good boy! Now go poop in the neighbor's yard."

San's old dog with old tricks.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Primitive magician

Some card-game puns

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Candid Camera store.

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Yoyo sheep

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Magic Tricks

"Pssst. Fake poop."

Magic Tricks

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

Siegfried and Roy - grand re-opening.