Clever Trickster Pillows

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

A voodoo doctor.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

Mime Tug-of-War

Go on! Pick a card.

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Scarecrow Directions

"This could be fun! Don't you do magic tricks, Cruz?"

Candle Size

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"You call that a KISS?"

Levitation Man Avoids Angry Husband.

Frog Flycatcher.

And that's why I'm still single!

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"Do you mind?"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"I've spent the last 6 months teaching myself escapology."