Adventurous Trickster Pillows

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

'Pick a business card.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Mime Tug-of-War

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'He went that way, quick!'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Scarecrow Directions

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Fish Training

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'Say when.'

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

Pianist Fraud

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

"Boy, the eyes really follow you around the room."

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."