Trusty Trickster Pillows

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Mime Tug-of-War

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Snowman Magic

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

Scarecrow Directions

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Say when.'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'That's what I call magical magic!'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Party games.

San's old dog with old tricks.

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

Rabbits $5.

"Thanks for the 'Doctor's excuse' but I like to write my own material."

'No, Jeffrey! It's a trick! - That's EDUCATIONAL TV!'