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'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Mime Tug-of-War

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Snowman Magic

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

Scarecrow Directions

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'That's what I call magical magic!'

Party games.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

San's old dog with old tricks.

'Say when.'

Rabbits $5.

"Thanks for the 'Doctor's excuse' but I like to write my own material."

'No, Jeffrey! It's a trick! - That's EDUCATIONAL TV!'

Pianist Fraud