Truthful Trickster T-Shirts

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

Mime Tug-of-War

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"Smile if you're guilty!"

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Frog Flycatcher.

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

Snowman Magic

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Scarecrow Directions

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Say when.'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Party games.

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'That's what I call magical magic!'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

Rabbits $5.

Clown and Acrobatic Frog

'No, Jeffrey! It's a trick! - That's EDUCATIONAL TV!'