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'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

Mime Tug-of-War

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Scarecrow Directions

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

Frog Flycatcher.

"Smile if you're guilty!"

Snowman Magic

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Party games.

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'That's what I call magical magic!'

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'Say when.'

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

Rabbits $5.

'No, Jeffrey! It's a trick! - That's EDUCATIONAL TV!'