Devilish Trickster T-Shirts

"Remember, just say treat. Don't give them an option."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Mime Tug-of-War

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

This looks unusual, but these things have a mind of their own.

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

"Do you mind?"

'Say when.'

Pianist Fraud

"Tell the Boss that we have a MAJOR computer glitch!"

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

"This is programmed with the answers to 500 popular essay questions."

"April Fool's on her!"

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

Trick of Treat

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

Toad Rage

'He's just messing with your mind.'