Law-abiding Trickster T-Shirts

No Smoking Building.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Pranking Zombies

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

"Smile if you're guilty!"

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'That's what I call magical magic!'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Party games.

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

Rabbits $5.

'No, Jeffrey! It's a trick! - That's EDUCATIONAL TV!'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Clown and Acrobatic Frog

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'Thirty days or thirty dollars? -- Let's see the money first!'

'We the jury find the defendant guilty on the first count, kinda sorta guilty on the second, and guilty as hell on the third.'

'This should come out just right.'