Law-abiding Trickster Gifts

No Smoking Building.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Pranking Zombies

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

'I warned you counselor, no more tricks.'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

"Smile if you're guilty!"

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Party games.

'That's what I call magical magic!'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

Rabbits $5.

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

Clown and Acrobatic Frog

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'No, Jeffrey! It's a trick! - That's EDUCATIONAL TV!'

A Magician struggling to pull a rabbit out of a hat as a rabbit watches from the audience.

'Thirty days or thirty dollars? -- Let's see the money first!'

'We the jury find the defendant guilty on the first count, kinda sorta guilty on the second, and guilty as hell on the third.'

'This should come out just right.'