Law-loving Prankster Gifts

Objection. Big word balloons do not sway the court, Mr. Fusco.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"They look like pickles."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I did it all from memory.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Teddy Time Bears

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'