Law-abiding Driver Gifts

'I stopped for the last stop sign... I just didn't want to go through all that again.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'Show me in the ten commandments where it says anything about speeding!'

Santa gets a ticket

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

Antisocial Behaviour

No Smoking Building.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'Admit it - you've been worried since you were flashed by that speed camera...'

'Isn't being self-centred a disability?'

"I coulda been killed had this not deployed. Thank god for my passenger's side handbag!

'I pulled you over because you were driving suspiciously.'

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

Warning signs - for deer and cars.

If you don't stop texting and driving, I'm pulling myself over and shutting myself off. Autocorrect.

'Who told you, just because i kissed you once or twice, you could laze around the office?'

"I couldn't have been going 80 miles per hour - I've only been driving for ten minutes!"

"Did you notice the 30 mph sign back there?"

Your Child's Life Depends on It.

"The reason I can't show you my licence is because you took it away from me yesterday!"

Don't Drink Drive.

"Your first perp walk, Your Honor?"

"Two wrongs do not make a right."

"Got any I.D.?"

Aaaah! I have stupidly been driving while txting you and lost control...

'I can explain everything, officer, my dog doesn't drink.'

'Speed limit 32 ft/sec 2.'

Driving Habits - Past and Present.

'Bob couldn't stand rhetorical questions. This was clearly a case of police brutality.'