Lawful Speedster Gifts

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

Electronics. He's fascinated by the fast forward feature.

The Prius 80.

Antisocial Behaviour

Man with a trolley in hurry to get to Wall st

No Smoking Building.

Speed Checked by Radar.

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

"It's me me me with you all the time."

Man driving a car with a license plate that reads "Yield".

Speed Limit 20 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

The March of Progress; Unbroken land, dirt track, paved road, sleeping policemen, sleeping policeforce, simulated unbroken land.

'I suppose you're going to give me a ticket.'

'Please let me go!'

'Last lap, Jimmy! Dig deep! Make your move! And please stop running like that!'

"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."

"Your first perp walk, Your Honor?"

"Officer, shouldn't this be a time for healing?"

"I brought you a new car last year."

Speedy Workers ?

'I've gone from zero to sixty in sixty years.'

'You were exceeding the speed limit, but congratulations on getting this heap up to 75 MPH.'

'Am I losing my way?'

'I beat the snail. I blew out the sloth. But all anyone remembers is that damn tortoise.'