Lawful Speedster Mugs

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'We're all getting older ok!' 'These days I'm down to the speed of sound!'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

A Young Indoor Cyclist

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

Man with a trolley in hurry to get to Wall st

Antisocial Behaviour

No Smoking Building.

'Surely you can't book me for laughing, officer'

Speed Checked by Radar.

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

Man driving a car with a license plate that reads "Yield".

"It's me me me with you all the time."

'My speed limit is bigger than yours.'

Speed Limit 20 MPH. Enforced by Potholes.

The March of Progress; Unbroken land, dirt track, paved road, sleeping policemen, sleeping policeforce, simulated unbroken land.

'I suppose you're going to give me a ticket.'

'Please let me go!'

'Last lap, Jimmy! Dig deep! Make your move! And please stop running like that!'

"I brought you a new car last year."

'Am I losing my way?'

Speedy Workers ?

'You were exceeding the speed limit, but congratulations on getting this heap up to 75 MPH.'

"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."

'I've gone from zero to sixty in sixty years.'

"Officer, shouldn't this be a time for healing?"

"Your first perp walk, Your Honor?"

'I beat the snail. I blew out the sloth. But all anyone remembers is that damn tortoise.'

"I'm pretty sure having your child ride rear-facing until they're four only applies to car seats."